It was amazing that audience managed to Dance....after consuming 34 barrels of old bishops fumble however there was really no option

Bren, embarassed by his male anatomy lookalike award winning head attempts to sneak up on Martin in camoflage

Realising the audience had reduced to two inch high midgets presented Martin with a new front man challenge

The on stage argument was devestating...Martin bursts into tears..live....as Terry concedes victory

John, on the other hand continues to mark term papers....

A rare photograph of the Right Reverend Blind "Middle-Leg" Willy flown in from his home in Virginia USA...Dave found it mildly amusing (but then what else do you do on Rhythm Guitar)

Filled to capacity the Audience...err...sat down

And then one left....

Who the F**k needs amps when beer glasses will do!

Martin hails a taxi for the band during the encore to save time....

Gargling with mics is not something Terry would recommend...

Ron achieves an all time record.....thirty fags (for our american friends this means cigerettes)...in one rendition of blues in c minor

His on stage persona was dynamic..convincing...stunning...and utterly stationery....(the shirt can be found at Debenhams clothes for men online)

..keep...going..must keep going..same shirt...play in A...worth £10...keep going

Dentist required...apply online....

Band seeks guitar player...this time with head

"They were so old they played in black and white".....Saga News June 2006

Up close and personal...god help us all

"Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps....two pints of lager and a packet of crisps!....PLEASE

From the manual..."How to get a nine piece band into a small box"....

puff...puff...two...pints..of..of..lager..and...a pac...argh!

And the happy result....

The End...Jimbo's happy!

"Martin"...my father said....never ever go on High Definition TV"...

The End...dejected, rebuked,confused, bren gets forty winks in the encore....his guitar playing...was.....the same...