Whoever made him so happy, by necessity, and for the sake of all our viewers, needed to be out of shot (Terry (Chip Board) Lightley- Bass)

Sax and The shity.....

2005 OBM entry For the Happiest Man Alive competition

"Martin..it's not funny...it's not clever....your'e fired"

attempting to express his feelings, he realised he had none, and simply gurned instead...

The wheels on the bus go round and round.....revisited

Getting it on...editors note: a rare phot of Quivering John Levermore (aka "The Headmaster") on Keyboards, looking almost alive

Aside from being highly accomplished musicians, they also had a day job as hugely inefficient security guards....

A rare opportunity to see Keith not blowing something....

Sex God,master musician and male anatomy impressionist

Jimbo's headgear was little protection against the circular saw

"stupid is as stupid does"....Terry Lightley(Bass)

Having learnt one chord Ron was going to use it....again and again and again....

Microphones have their uses...but singing into one was not an option for Tracey

OBM would like to apologise to all our customers for Martin....